Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

Quote on Enterpreneurs.

“Entrepreneurs don’t need degrees like lawyers and doctors do. They are credentialed by virtue of their track record. The first start-up is hard but if they make that one work, they end up with something much better than a college degree. They have a notch in their belt. They’ve got a track record of success.”
-Fred Wilson

"War does not determine who is right - only who is left."

"War does not determine who is right - only who is left."

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."

"We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public."

"We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public."

"Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich."

"Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich."

"If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong."

"If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong."

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55 Beers That Will Knock You Flat On Your Ass

"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak."

"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak."

"We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police."

"We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police."

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship."

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship."

"The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list."

"The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list."

"Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer."

"Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer."

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."

"Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience."

"Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience."

"I asked God for a Car, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a Car and asked for forgiveness."

"I asked God for a Car, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a Car and asked for forgiveness."

"5 words to live by on internet. Global Social Open Mobile Intelligent"

"5 words to live by on internet. Global Social Open Mobile Intelligent"

"Twitter is not going to kill journalism. Journalism dedicated to reporting the impact of Twitter on journalism is going to kill journalism."

"Twitter is not going to kill journalism. Journalism dedicated to reporting the impact of Twitter on journalism is going to kill journalism."

"Imagination is more important then knowledge."

"Imagination is more important then knowledge."

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

"Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car."

Just because you have someone's email address does not mean that you have the right to send a mail to them

"Just because you have someone's email address does not mean that you have the right to send a mail to them"