Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

Quote on Enterpreneurs.

“Entrepreneurs don’t need degrees like lawyers and doctors do. They are credentialed by virtue of their track record. The first start-up is hard but if they make that one work, they end up with something much better than a college degree. They have a notch in their belt. They’ve got a track record of success.”
-Fred Wilson

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

"War does not determine who is right - only who is left."

"War does not determine who is right - only who is left."

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."

"We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public."

"We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public."

"Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich."

"Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich."

"If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong."

"If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong."

55 Beers That Will Knock You Flat On Your Ass

55 Beers That Will Knock You Flat On Your Ass

"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak."

"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak."

"We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police."

"We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police."